ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
