its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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