I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
