She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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