i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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