Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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