Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
