i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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