it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
