I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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