If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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