trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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