Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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