You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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