the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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