It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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