And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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