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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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