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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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