I'm drive I can fine osifer
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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