can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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