That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
