she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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