You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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