my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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