is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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