She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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