Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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