But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
