Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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