do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He felt like a one man threesome
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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