I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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