Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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