She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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