Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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