I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
