I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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