awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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