Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
there was a trapeze. enough said
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
