Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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