So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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