Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I need moral support for this bender
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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