Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Someone signed my nipple.
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