Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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