Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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