butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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