What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
