was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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