I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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