dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Randomize
