After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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