sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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