She is in my trunk
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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