hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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