Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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