Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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