I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
