i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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