Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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