Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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