Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
